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My 8bit life.

I figure that if my life was a game it would have been released by one of those weird nintendo bootleggers back before they started regulating everything. There would have been a ton of bugs in the game. There would also have been no ways of me getting any good weapons. I would have to stay with my equipment that i started with and everyone would always be at least 10 levels above me. All the potion bottles would heal short-term but end up killing you if you took too many. If you grabbed a quest to help someone you would end up losing more resources and get nothing in return and every once in awhile my character would just get stuck so you would have to push reset except that the game would probably not play again for a couple of days. 

Has anyone ever noticed that people that usually write hateful and just basically ugly things have their fb default pics as american flags or something “american” like the military or some shit like that? 

Everyone always has something political to say usually against “liberals” or “democrats” All this mud slinging has gotten annoying a long time ago and its not like anyone really wants to stop their lives and write to their representatives about it. These people probably just sit on fb all day and judge other people behind the protection of their screens. 

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wliabl:

Cleopatra’s Underwater Palace, Egypt 

I still don’t get why no one is LOSING THEIR FUCKING SHIT OVER THIS FIND

iT SURVIVED THE EARTHQUAKE THAT LEVELED THE REST OF THE CITY IN 365 A.D. 

CLEOPATRA’S FUCKING PALACE

WITH INTACT FUCKING STATUARY

NOT TO MENTION THE REST OF THE FUCKING ENTIRE GODDAMN ISLAND OF ANTIRRHODOS INCLUDING THE ANCIENT PORT OF ALEXANDRIA

AND THEY’RE GONNA BUILD A MOTHERFUCKING UNDERWATER MUSEUM

UNDERWATER. MUSEUM.

can I be a mermaid tour guide there or some shit, you don’t even have to pay me i will just live there forever oh my fucking god

that’s really exciting

I second being an underwater mermaid tour guide. I demand my sea-shell bra now!!

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